Are you worthy of a Fist Bump?

Monday night TV viewing and dvr-ing is a scream at my house...From 8 til 10, both CBS & NBC are dvr-ed...I usually watch the CBS shows live because at half-an-hour a pop, I can commit to watching and I know there will be a quiz with both Ken & John Pratt...Last night during "How I Met Your Mother", Barney was in New Jersey with the rest of the crew and he had a very lame pun and was looking for the Fist Bump...The art of the Fist Bump is something that men & women that participate in the art of the Fist Bumping should know the rules...If you are lame and request a Fist Bump, you should be left hanging and have your Fist Bumping privileges taken away...Men & women Fist Bump way too much...We have the NY Yankees to blame for this cultural epidemic...During their great run in the late 1990's & 2000's, Joe Torre & the team took the Fist Bump to artistic greatness...Now I have people around the ranch that want to Fist Bump for the littlest thing..Ken wanted me to Fist Bump the other day for something like breathing...Brian wanted a Fist Bump for doing his job...Another staffer(who shall remain nameless) wanted a Fist Bump for showing up on time...Mike wanted a Fist Bump for saying hi to a lady...Enough is enough...You'll get a Fist Bump when you deserve one...Until then, I'm going to leave you hanging...Here's to your arm being sore for awhile...See you on the radio...Dan